Bloat machine

I am a bloat machine. I am a lean, mean eating machine that has eaten his own weight in chocolate. I feel a bit queasy after all this food and yes, it is my own fault. I have enjoyed sitting in front of the TV watching the christmas The Office specials wearing chicken...


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