I have discovered a comedy gem:
- Tear off a tiny piece of paper and roll it up into a little ball that can fit between your thumb and forefinger.
- Holding said ball, pretend to pick your nose with your fingers, hiding the ball near your nostril.
- Stare at someone in the room, and when they eventually look at you, gesture the motion of picking a big ‘ol booger out and throw the little ball at them.
This has particular effect if done while recording a radio show. Comedy. 😀
Also good is holding your fingers to your nose and sniffing them, then holding them to the nose of the person beside you and asking “Does that smell of arse to you?”
Less likely to work while recording a radio show, it has to be said.
Finally, Planet Ubuntu provides some useful information!
Don’t forget to wet it slightly with saliva. Slimy and sticky is always better.
What were we talking about?
Seriously dude, how old are you? Here’s a good tip, never write a blog post while drunk. There’s that whole making an ass of yourself thing to deal with the next day.
Robin – chill out man, it was just a fun post. If writing fun posts makes me immature, then I pick immaturity.