Humor Archives - Jono Bacon

Important Speaking Requirements

by Jono Bacon | Apr 1, 2012 | Humor

Over the years I have spoken at various conferences and events. As time has gone on and I have become an increasingly big deal in my own mind I have decided to follow in the guidelines of my spiritual leader and draft some speaker requirements to ensure that you...

Metal Free Software Song 2: This Time It’s Personal

by Jono Bacon | Jun 15, 2011 | Humor, Music, Planet GNOME, Planet Ubuntu

Many moons ago, when computers were made out of oak and beige slacks, I recorded a heavy metal version of the Free Software Song that Richard Stallman cobbled together. When I recorded this song I didnt really have the right equipment to record a song, and...

Truth In Pictures

by Jono Bacon | Mar 26, 2010 | Humor

If this makes no sense, listen to the first five seconds of this. (from Jorge)

Growing The Seeds Of Honour

by Jono Bacon | Oct 2, 2009 | Humor

America. The land of opportunity. A country rooted in the pursuit of The American Dream: a dream defined by life, liberty and opportunity. A country steeped in a culture driven by 44 proud leaders from George Washington to Abraham Lincoln to Barack Obama, and...

Rocking Out: Plastic Guitar Style

by Jono Bacon | Sep 29, 2009 | Humor

When I created my Amazon Wishlist a few weeks back ready for my birthday, I, like any opportunistic cad, added a bunch of different items on there, some of which I never expected a hope in hell to receive. Well, today I had a coffee catch-up planned with my pal and...