Wow, Yngwie Malmsteen, notable guitar virtuoso, who I have been a fan of for years has just announced the cover for his new album Perpetual Flame:
Oh dear. That is very bad indeed.
Notable reaction from the album-buying public includes
- “Wow that’s bad…the chest hair and all..wow…“
- “The Hoff called and wants his chest hair back.“
- “That’s gotta be fake…my 12 yr old niece could make a better cover than that in Photoshop.“
- “Big hairy chested playful bear seeks boy toy for long walks on the beach, cooking tofu, and long sensual massages; are you the one I’ve been looking for?“
- “Why not call it ‘Donut Magnetic’“
- “Do you really need your nipple on there, Yngwie?“