Wow, [Yngwie Malmsteen](http://www.yngwie.org/), notable guitar virtuoso, who I have been a fan of for years has just announced the cover for his new album *Perpetual Flame*:
Oh dear. That is very bad indeed.
Notable reaction from the album-buying public includes
* “*Wow that’s bad…the chest hair and all..wow…*”
* “*The Hoff called and wants his chest hair back.*”
* “*That’s gotta be fake…my 12 yr old niece could make a better cover than that in Photoshop.*”
* “*Big hairy chested playful bear seeks boy toy for long walks on the beach, cooking tofu, and long sensual massages; are you the one I’ve been looking for?*”
* “*Why not call it ‘Donut Magnetic’*”
* “*Do you really need your nipple on there, Yngwie?*”